• most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks


real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

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I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

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how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex 

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