carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via lifes-battles)

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unpopuler:

the feeling you get when you remember summer eventually will end and you have to go back to school 

image

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tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

(via loonygoon)

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

(via bleu)

,,

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via ihopeitworksout)

just-an-angel-with-a-shotgun:

spinneret-spiderqueen:

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

OMFG

HELP IM CHOKING

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via psychoanthrowalker)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via cumfort)