terminuuss:

has this been done yet

(via iamstuckinadisneyzombieland)

yourflowerqueen:

Someone let the giraffe out at the louisville zoo last night during the purge

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

(via crystaldomicile)

hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

(via writing-is-more-than-salt)

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via humorking)