i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

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treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

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Here are some wintry animals reminding you to have a nice day and please take care of yourself because you are lovely!

We’re big fans of self-care.

I will reblog this every time it pops up on my dash!

This legitimately just reminded me that I need to take my medication thank you kind animals

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The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

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reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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Get to Know Me Meme - [3/5] Movies: The Boondock Saints

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

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